Things I Screamed at a Stranger in Times Square Yesterday!

  1. EXCUSE ME, I AM WALKING JUST AS FAST AS THE PERSON AHEAD OF ME IS ALLOWING.
  2. I CAN TYPE AND WALK DOWN STAIRS AT THE SAME TIME, JUST LIKE YOU CAN YELL AT WOMEN AND WALK DOWN THE STAIRS AT ONCE.
  3. ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?? THE ONLY TIME I'VE STOPPED MOVING IS RIGHT NOW, TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.
  4. YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE SLOWING EVERYONE!
  5. YOU FUCKING PAY ATTENTION!!!!
  6. YOU FUCKING WALK!
  7. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.