Things I Want to Scream to Our Politics Desk
- •WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
- •Why do you all look 45 but are actually a balding 23?
- •Which one of you eats whole pomegranates every day by biting into them like a fucking ALF animal.
- •God I want to smack the face off that kid when he smirkingly talks about how much people at city council gets paid.Dude you are a glorified intern.
- •"And then someone found her with a pile of cocaine on her head."No, see, this never happened. You guys suck at reporting.
- •Which one of you orders every single kind of ethnic food and mushes them all together like a gooey monster mash?No surprise, it's ALF guy.
- •Are you a bear? Because otherwise, why would you buy 4 cartons of berries and eat them in an hour?Suggested by @kbsmoke
- •Stop explaining the Vietnam War!!! 😤Suggested by @kbsmoke