Things That Creep Me Out

  1. The Alexander Technique
  2. Wombs
  3. Eye contact
  4. Deep breathing
  5. When people close their eyes and smile to themselves like WHAT ARE YOU FEELING THAT I'M NOT?
  6. Gristle
  7. Polyamory (as a conversation opener/party topic)
  8. Balls of hair and teeth that mean you ate your twin in utero
  9. Ken Burns
  10. Prairie Home Companion
  11. Getting my nails filed
  12. When guys say they like "how soft you are"
  13. the vehemence my sister uses when talking about "soft grunge" despite not knowing what Hole was. (EDIT: "I know who Hole is, stop making me look bad!!"