1. So a little bit of background: Ben M. and I dated for like, three weeks my freshman year when he was a junior, but it TOTALLY COUNTED and I never got over him dumping me because I got a pixie cut. Also he was my first boyfriend ever.
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    More background: he was like, the flyest dude I've ever seen IRL and quoted Buffy and his dream was to grow up to be Ben Katz. Now he is a professional card counter/grifter and I'm not joking.
  2. Oh yeah I guess the other weird part of that was after Ben M, I only dated guys with that name until junior year, when I met Steve and then after college I was doing a straight run of guys whose names began with the letter J.
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