Ways I Am Like Don Draper
Thanks to @Dustin for List idea
- •Frequently leave my job with no notice to go hang out in California.
- •Changed my name.
- •Moved to New York to reinvent myself; feel like phony all the time because of it.
- •Have to keep moving forward.
- •Always want the thing I can't have.
- •Only slept with like, two blondes.But one of them is my Ex Prime, like Betty.
- •Messy apartment with very little decorative agenda.
- •Would rather burn it down and start from scratch than keep working on something difficult.
- •Not suitable for children.
- •Less interesting, at the end of the day, than the people surrounding me.
- •Terrible mentor who on a few occasions managed to eke out something akin to life/career advice.While obviously not applying any of it to my own situation.
- •Always disappointing people with my inability to grow and mature as a character.
- •Came up with a Coke commercial whilst meditating.
- •Never looked natural with a smile.