I fell asleep at 2 am and woke up at 5 pm. I lived an entire other life in that time.
  1. We were at a diner after an award ceremony. You were Ramsay Bolton. I was Sansa Stark.
  2. I had to impersonate you. I wore your cape and everyone hated me because it smelled.
    Also, because they thought I was evil.
  3. You escaped from under the table while I was distracted by the lemon meringue.
  4. There was a fight, and I lost. I was forced into a cookie simulation from Black Mirror, where I experienced every second of consciousness as 1,000 years.
    By the time it ended, I was as insane as you. But much, much happier than I'd ever been.
  5. We left the diner and watched fireworks at the Highline, which you had incorporated into your castle.
    The part with the infinity pond had been turned into a water torture theme park.
  6. Now that we were both crazy, we lived happily ever after.
  7. I woke up.