MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

Here's some unnecessary information about myself :-)
  1. Talking about other people
    I know. I'm terrible.
  2. Being a good friend
    I go straight mother on my friends. Are you sick? Why aren't you wearing a sweater? Let me make you a sandwich.
  3. Unblock Me
    The game. I don't know why, but I'm just really good at it. Hm.
  4. Flow
    Another game. Again, I don't know why.
  5. Smiling
    If I'm not smiling, I'm sleeping. And maybe even then, I'm smiling. I can talk without moving my mouth at all thanks to this.
  6. Moving through crowds
    I'm short and relatively stout. But I'm a lot more nimble than a teapot in a crowd, and if I want to get from point A to point B I can do it in about 20 seconds.
  7. Reading a book in 2 hours
    Any book that I'm interested in, I can finish in two hours.
  8. Imagining things
    You wondering how a certain situation would turn out? I can figure out all the logistics in about 5 seconds to tell you in excruciating detail.
  9. Talking about myself
    Have you seen this list? It's long. I love talking about myself and I'm far too open for my own good. Whatever.
  10. Sleeping
    The longest I've ever slept was 17 hours. That was last Friday. And the Friday before that. And the Friday before that.
  11. Worrying
    Kind of goes along with the imagining things. Want to know the worst way a situation could realistically turn out? I've already thought of it and 20 ways it could end my life.