things i do that personally offend the cat

  1. exiting a room she has followed me into
  2. not verbally responding to her yells
  3. closing any door within the house
  4. not immediately feeding her upon re-entering the house (even if for only 2 minutes)
  5. touching her after she's bathed
  6. lint-rolling anything
  7. moving any part of my body that she may rest against