MY FAMOUS MALE CRUSHES CHRONOLOGICALLY

age 4 til now (21)
  1. Bart Simpson
  2. Ringo Starr
  3. Joey Fatone from N'Sync
    now on Food Network
  4. the little brother on Lizzie McGuire
  5. Mick Jagger
  6. Johnny Depp
    as Edward Scissorhands and Captain Jack Sparrow
  7. Fred Weasley
    for some reason, I was very insistent on it being Fred and not George
  8. Joe Jonas
    I attended a Jonas Brothers concert after getting my period. My whole world changed. Thank you Disney Channel
  9. the guy who played Roger in Rent
  10. Christian Slater in Heathers
    the murdering, leather jacket, and cigarette made me melt inside
  11. Charles Manson
    when I romanticized sociopaths
  12. James Franco
  13. Hyde on That 70s Show
  14. Julian Casablancas
    after seeing the Strokes perform at Coachella on ecstasy when I was 16
  15. A$AP Rocky
  16. Jimmy Fallon
    among an incessant list of late night hosts
  17. Don Draper
  18. Michael Cera
    the only famous person I have consistently had a crush on throughout the years