TOP 10 WHITE GUYS I'D WILLINGLY DATE

well, maybe it's the "only" ten
  1. 10.
    Jimmy Fallon
    It's probably the way he dresses, or his smile, or his sense of humor.
  2. 9.
    Andrew Wessen
    I think it's his smile. Or his beachy waves. Honestly, it might be the fact that he gets migraines so I feel like we would have something to relate to. His laugh is the cutest. And he belongs to the best band ever. So.
  3. 8.
    Jason Sudekis
    Young Jason from SNL was my absolute favorite. Totally date him.
  4. 7.
    Pete Davidson
    He's the funniest and youngest SNL cast member. Torally a given. So cute.
  5. 6.
    Andy Samberg
    Best SNL member of my time. Reason I made my little eight year old ass stay up until 1 am. Love the curly hair. Sharp chin. Yesss
  6. 5.
    Dave Franco
    I know, this is sooooo basic. But he is dreamy! I don't know if it's his side smile or laugh or weird accent, but he's super cute and surprisingly funny.
  7. 4.
    This Guy At Work
    Okay, this guy at the golf course I work at was someone I would never have found attractive. He's young and blonde and like 5'10. But one day I saw him and it looked like he had just come out of a workout. He was sweaty and not wearing his regular work attire. He gave me his usual smile and "Hey Virginia" and something changed in me. "DO I LIKE WHITE GUYS?" I panicked. But his charming smile and eye contact makes me melt. We just have crazy sexual tension.
  8. 3.
    Andrew VanWyngarden
    Lead singer of MGMT. Beautiful voice. Once at one of his concerts, he was so cute that I actually cried. Cried tears. It's the messy hair and boyish smile. Oh god.
  9. 2.
    Michael Cera
    I'm talking Scott Pilgrim and Juno Michael Cera. Looks like a baby, probably weighs 90 pounds. Kinda wanna coddle him. He's funny, quirky, yes. He can have me.
  10. 1.
    Joe Biden
    YES JOE YOU CAN DICK ME DOWN ANYTIME. YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVE AND POWERFUL AND REASONABLE. AMERICA DOES NOT DESERVE YOU.