TOP 10 WHITE GUYS I'D WILLINGLY DATE
well, maybe it's the "only" ten
- 10.Jimmy FallonIt's probably the way he dresses, or his smile, or his sense of humor.
- 9.Andrew WessenI think it's his smile. Or his beachy waves. Honestly, it might be the fact that he gets migraines so I feel like we would have something to relate to. His laugh is the cutest. And he belongs to the best band ever. So.
- 8.Jason SudekisYoung Jason from SNL was my absolute favorite. Totally date him.
- 7.Pete DavidsonHe's the funniest and youngest SNL cast member. Torally a given. So cute.
- 6.Andy SambergBest SNL member of my time. Reason I made my little eight year old ass stay up until 1 am. Love the curly hair. Sharp chin. Yesss
- 5.Dave FrancoI know, this is sooooo basic. But he is dreamy! I don't know if it's his side smile or laugh or weird accent, but he's super cute and surprisingly funny.
- 4.This Guy At WorkOkay, this guy at the golf course I work at was someone I would never have found attractive. He's young and blonde and like 5'10. But one day I saw him and it looked like he had just come out of a workout. He was sweaty and not wearing his regular work attire. He gave me his usual smile and "Hey Virginia" and something changed in me. "DO I LIKE WHITE GUYS?" I panicked. But his charming smile and eye contact makes me melt. We just have crazy sexual tension.
- 3.Andrew VanWyngardenLead singer of MGMT. Beautiful voice. Once at one of his concerts, he was so cute that I actually cried. Cried tears. It's the messy hair and boyish smile. Oh god.
- 2.Michael CeraI'm talking Scott Pilgrim and Juno Michael Cera. Looks like a baby, probably weighs 90 pounds. Kinda wanna coddle him. He's funny, quirky, yes. He can have me.
- 1.Joe BidenYES JOE YOU CAN DICK ME DOWN ANYTIME. YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVE AND POWERFUL AND REASONABLE. AMERICA DOES NOT DESERVE YOU.