Misconceptions I Had As A Child

  1. I thought the club actually clubbed car thieves.
  2. Amber was a kid that was missing.
  3. It took 7 years to digest gum
  4. Ceiling fans could kill you.
    This is a Korean wives tale. Look it up. It's real.
  5. People would be offering me drugs all of the time in high school
    Sublist: 1. No. 2. If anyone was, it was probably me
  6. If you do drugs once, you get hooked
    You have to do a lot. For a long time.
  7. Sex = teenage pregnancy or AIDS
    Wait. But what's "sex"?
  8. That one day I would just know everything.
    Like mom and dad.