BARRIE MAKE A LIST
Requested by @maddiecalls
- •I suppose I would start with my first item. Perhaps the best of them. Or am I counting down? The terms were unclear.
- •With the second item I decide this is a countdown: Top Six Reasons I'm making this list!
- •Third item! Halfway there. Great. Fourth best reason I'm making this list to... Share my unique ranking of why I'm making this list, because I see the world kinda, I don't know, differently.
- •Third best reason I'm listing this shit? Wait am I allowed to swear? Fuck.
- •2: I want to prove how clever and interesting and consequently sexually and romantically desirable I am by making an ironic, deconstructed "list"... Ladies.
- •TOP NUMBER-ONE BEST REASON I'M MAKING THIS, MY FIRST LIST: I hope you're happy, @maddiecalls