THINGS I REALLY WISH I COULD WRITE ON MY RESUME
But apparently it's not THAT relevant, like, whatever ...
- •I know the complete list of the Oscars best actor/actress (first & second role) winners since the year 1997.My passion in life is watching acceptance speeches (I have to admit I cry during some of them).
- •I know how to dismantle and put a rifle back together in less than 2 minutes.Military school you guys, I don't own a firearm.
- •I know the fourth act of Phèdre by heart.A play by Jean Racine. In this act King Thésée, who everyone thought was dead, returns to his home only to find that his son (Hippolyte) has made a move on his wife (Phèdre) during his absence. He is really pissed but actually it was a trick from Oenone (Phèdre's confidante) who accused Hippolyte when in fact Phèdre was the one with all the feelings ! Phèdre feels bad and all but when she learns that Hippolyte loves someone else she loses it and let Thésée throw a tantrum and exile his own son.
- •I can write straight on a blank paper.So many letters written to my grandma over the years, the habit sets in.