ALTERNATE TITLES FOR THE BEST PICTURE NOMINEES

  1. I'm Pretty Desperate For An Oscar If We're Being Honest Here Guys
  2. We're All Very Uncomfortable With Our Current Living Situation
  3. Now I Feel Weird That I Sat Next to The Priest at My Grandma's Funeral
  4. Tom Hanks Makes A Great Movie But It's Somehow Still Forgettable
  5. A Few White Men
  6. The Only Movie in This Category I Probably Will Never See
  7. Matt Damon Grows Potatoes From Literal Shit
  8. We're All Very Uncomfortable With Our Current Living Situation: The Sequel