MY CIRCLES OF HELL

I'm cringing as I write this
  1. 1.
    Having the Big Bang Theory reruns always be on a TV I can't turn off
  2. 2.
    Trying to convince the same Creationist over and over again the Theory of Evolution
  3. 3.
    Taking continuous shots of vodka without the alcoholic effects
  4. 4.
    Repeatedly walking to the store to curb my chocolate craving only to realize it's closed
  5. 5.
    Being in a constant interview with David Letterman about feminism
  6. 6.
    Watching James Franco and Anne Hathaway host the Oscars forever
  7. 7.
    Constantly walking behind slow walkers but never being able to pass them
  8. 8.
    Being in an empty room with only the Alvin and the Chipmunks soundtrack blaring over the speakers
  9. 9.
    Constantly being in a pit of snakes and have them hiss the Macarena at me