MY MIDDLE SCHOOL CELEBRITY CRUSHES: A COMPREHENSIVE LIST

Alternatively titled: "pretty white dudes from the 2000s"
  1. The soccer coach in Bend it Like Beckham
    I still love him
  2. That football guy in Blue Crush
    I'd rather not say how many times I've seen Blue Crush
  3. Chad Michael Murray
    I once sold @laurenmacies a CMM poster that I ripped out of a J-14 for $40 I was such a shit
  4. Sean Biggerstaff
    Oliver Wood for life
  5. Jonathan Bennett
  6. Will Friedle
    Boy Meets World was my shit
  7. Matt Dillon
    And pretty much the rest of the cast of the Outsiders too
  8. Jared Padalecki
  9. Ricky Ulman
  10. Shane West
    A Walk to Remember was the saddest movie at the time for me
  11. Soccer guy in Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
  12. Tom Welling
    Specifically in Cheaper by the Dozen
  13. Jesse McCartney
    I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PRETTY FACE
  14. Adam Brody
  15. Tom Felton
  16. Cary Elwes