"PRESENTS" MY ROOMMATE LEFT US WHEN SHE MOVED OUT

Her use of the word "presents" was thoroughly misleading. But seriously, these things are actually sentimental now because they encapsulate the crazy, fun, weirdo she is and I'll love her forever
  1. Pack of 2 year old cigarettes
  2. Novelty bookmarks
  3. A drawing
  4. So many punchcards
  5. One sock
  6. 2 books
    I already own one
  7. The biggest jar of olives you've ever seen, might be expired??
  8. This ketchup bottle bong
  9. Some REALLY old weed
  10. Stolen government property
  11. More stolen property