THINGS I HAVE WITNESSED THIS WEEK THAT MAKE ME WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE

  1. A guy wearing a wife beater with "white male" written on it at a viewing of the debate last night
  2. The word "femenazi" written on a bathroom stall under a lovely feminist quote
  3. When I opened my container of parmesan cheese and there wasn't enough cheese to sufficiently cover my pasta
  4. Trump during last night's debate
  5. The term "ninth month abortion"
  6. They're making both Splash and Jumanji remakes
  7. My visa bill
  8. A girl on my fb calling Hillary Clinton the devil
  9. When I saw how many calories was in Thai Express Pad Thai