TIME MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

  1. Cleopatra was closer to the invention of the iPhone than the building of the Great Pyramids
  2. There was more time between the Stegosaurus and the T-Rex than between T-Rex and humans
  3. If time in our galaxy was a calendar, Jan 1st would be the Big Bang, and the last second of December 31st would be Columbus arriving to America
    I feel that humans are like that drunk guy that shows up super late to the party, creates a huge mess, leaves, and then denies all responsibility
  4. Pocahontas and Shakespeare died less than a year apart
  5. Nintendo and the Ottoman Empire existed at the same time
  6. The fax machine was invented while people were walking the Oregon trail
  7. The last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, women couldn't vote
  8. When Star Wars came out, France was still using the guillotine