Requested by Dave

10 States Where I Could Actually Live, Were I Bound, Gagged & Deported From California or New York.

Thanks @dabey for suggesting this handy guide for Dog, and all bounty hunters
  1. 1.
    Born there, maybe destiny is to become Florida Man of headline infamy.
  2. 2.
    So green.
  3. 3.
    Our ancestors founded Wallingford, it's super nice and peaceful these days right?
  4. 4.
    New Jersey
    Grandfather (PawPaw) was born in Keyport, several relatives still there I think. Free house maybe?
  5. 5.
    Tucson has a haunted hotel where Al Capone hid out; and probably a couple Chili's, which is more than Manhattan can say.
  6. 6.
    Virginia (not sure D.C. is allowed under a strict reading of the suggestion)
    Call me crazy, but I like my summers a little sticky and my neighbors internationally diverse yet horse-adjacent.
  7. 7.
    People so nice, Guthrie and other theater so good, Coen Brothers so from there.
  8. 8.
    Proximity to Vancouver
  9. 9.
    Go Blue
  10. 10.
    New Hampshire
    Because David Souter.