Requested by Dave

10 States Where I Could Actually Live, Were I Bound, Gagged & Deported From California or New York.

Thanks @dabey for suggesting this handy guide for Dog, and all bounty hunters
  1. 1.
    Florida
    Born there, maybe destiny is to become Florida Man of headline infamy.
  2. 2.
    Oregon
    So green.
  3. 3.
    Connecticut
    Our ancestors founded Wallingford, it's super nice and peaceful these days right?
  4. 4.
    New Jersey
    Grandfather (PawPaw) was born in Keyport, several relatives still there I think. Free house maybe?
  5. 5.
    Arizona
    Tucson has a haunted hotel where Al Capone hid out; and probably a couple Chili's, which is more than Manhattan can say.
  6. 6.
    Virginia (not sure D.C. is allowed under a strict reading of the suggestion)
    Call me crazy, but I like my summers a little sticky and my neighbors internationally diverse yet horse-adjacent.
  7. 7.
    Minnesota
    People so nice, Guthrie and other theater so good, Coen Brothers so from there.
  8. 8.
    Washington
    Proximity to Vancouver
  9. 9.
    Michigan
    Go Blue
  10. 10.
    New Hampshire
    Because David Souter.