Green Things You Can Claim to Have With You Today, in Order to Avoid a Pinch

Happy St. Patrick's Day! May all your snakes be banished
  1. Thumb
    I haven't killed a houseplant in days.
  2. Envy
    Erin go bragharts abound
  3. Environmentalism
    Top o' the inconvenient truths to ya
  4. Amateurism
    Fake it
  5. Food poisoning/morning sickness
    This second one could lead to more questions on future days
  6. Tom
    My bum is on a moose
  7. Peace
    As in "do you have a minute for Greenpeace?" "I already gave online"
  8. Weed
    State and local laws may apply
  9. Sleeves
    Do you have a lute perhaps?