Green Things You Can Claim to Have With You Today, in Order to Avoid a Pinch
Happy St. Patrick's Day! May all your snakes be banished
- •ThumbI haven't killed a houseplant in days.
- •EnvyErin go bragharts abound
- •EnvironmentalismTop o' the inconvenient truths to ya
- •AmateurismFake it
- •Food poisoning/morning sicknessThis second one could lead to more questions on future days
- •TomMy bum is on a moose
- •PeaceAs in "do you have a minute for Greenpeace?" "I already gave online"
- •WeedState and local laws may apply
- •SleevesDo you have a lute perhaps?