Open List: Worst (Best) Pun Business Names

Please add!
  1. 1.
    16 Handles
  2. 2.
    A Salt & Battery
  3. 3.
    9021pho
  4. 4.
    It's a Wrap
    Suggested by   @dave
  5. 5.
    Cubbyhole
    Suggested by   @dave
  6. 6.
    Yammy Pizza
    Suggested by   @tothemaxxx
  7. 7.
    Juan in a Million
    Tacos in Austin. Yum.
    Suggested by   @daniellenuss
  8. 8.
    Baguette About It
    Fort Greene, BK
    Suggested by   @HydeYourLunch
  9. 9.
    Hand Job
    Nail salon in the Castro.
    Suggested by   @seantimberlake
  10. 10.
    Tout Sweet
    Suggested by   @seantimberlake
  11. 11.
    Barkingham Palace
    Dog daycare, natch.
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  12. 12.
    Friar Tux
    Tuxedo rental, me thinks.
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  13. 13.
    James Tailoring
    Alterations!
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  14. 14.
    Chateau Marmutt
    Inspired by the great @hillarykerr
  15. 15.
    Nothing Bundt Cake
    Bundt cakes, typically in mini form.
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  16. 16.
    Olive A'Sudden
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  17. 17.
    Coat & Thai
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  18. 18.
    Tiny Baubles
    Jewelry in Vegas.
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  19. 19.
    The Stumble Inn
    Booze
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  20. 20.
    Thaitanic
    Suggested by   @mianguyen
  21. 21.
    Liquor Box
    San Diego liquor store
    Suggested by   @doesntmattr
  22. 22.
    Kim Jong Grillin
    Food cart in PDX
    Suggested by   @kelly
  23. 23.
    Unphogettable
    Suggested by   @maria
  24. 24.
    Uneeda Sign, South Philadelphia.
    Suggested by   @zachbjork