Things Said About Me During a Costume Fitting Today

Like I wasn't even there... @carolineduncan would never.
  1. He's a square.
    33 waist, 33 inseam
  2. No pizzazz.
    About a smoking jacket I really liked. Or maybe my face?
  3. Too short.
    The trousers, not my legs.
  4. He's all arms.
    About my arms.
  5. That shirt is crummy.
    Did I mention the costume designer is an amazing 88-year-old lady who whispered her neighborhood is "adjacent to the Morgan Library?" She was a hoot, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
  6. I guess.
    Fitting over.