REASONS TO NEVER LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN

  1. Seemingly higher rates of dangerous drug usage such as meth
  2. Seemingly higher rate of serial killers
  3. People in small towns love monster trucks and wrestling
  4. Racists
  5. Everyone knows everything about everyone else
  6. No places to shop besides maybe walmart
  7. No upscale burger restaurants
  8. Literally everything about small towns scares me