1. A lot of people live somewhere called the woods
  2. Porridge is something people eat regularly
  3. Everyone gets lost in the woods for days once in a while
  4. There is buried treasure just about everywhere and nobody seems to give a damn
  5. It's important to know which berries in the woods are safe to eat
  6. Seriously, why can't we just invest a few thousand dollars in a metal detector
  7. Woodland animals are all best friends with each other (except wolves and foxes)
  8. Animals are capable of constructing elaborate traps
  9. It's ok to be abandoned in the woods by your parents because you probably have magic powers