Phrases That Sound Mean When Read as a Text

(But you're actually being sincere)
  1. Thanks for the invite
    No seriously thank you
  2. What's the point
  3. Good for you
  4. Knock yourself out
  5. Is that what you want
  6. K
  7. Google it
  8. I already knew that
  9. I'm not going
  10. Why didn't you tell them
  11. I'm eating
  12. I don't get it