HOW TO BE ME IN 5 EASY STEPS

jk please don't be like me I'm awful // inspired by everyone that's already done this
  1. 1.
    Have 67 anxiety attacks a day
  2. 2.
    Never hang out with your friends
    Don't even talk to them
  3. 3.
    Eat fast food every day
    Then regret it right after
  4. 4.
    Wear denim on denim
  5. 5.
    Watch the entire series of Friends over and over again
    Because it's so good and you'll never get tired of it