Top 10 Penis Transplant Jokes
Just recently, it has been announced that Johns Hopkins is offering penis transplants to wounded soldiers. While I suppose that's a good thing, these jokes are too funny to pass up. So here are my top ten jokes.
- •10. You see that war veteran? He was born a woman.
- •9. I thought they only offered those in Thailand
- •8. I always wondered why it was so short
- •7. They call it the Reverse Bobbit Operation
- •6. Now because of Vietnam, he can't use a urinal
- •5. Now because of Vietnam, he can't use a condom
- •4. Sadly, we can't offer testicle transplants
- •3. I happen to suffer from Post Traumatic Erectile Dysfunction
- •2. I forgot to get one of those after my circumcision
- •1. You want to know where I was wounded? In my manhood.