13 Rejected Headlines for Story About Moroccan Boy Prince Denying Hand Kisses

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  1. Done? OK. Here we go:
  2. Dignitary: May I kiss your hand? 12-year-old prince: Nah.
  3. Emotionless boy prince offers master class in setting boundaries
  4. Dignitaries employ strange strategy to help Moroccan prince train for upcoming hot hands tournament
  5. Child prince beautifully demonstrates what happens when you are a strange man who wants to kiss my hand
  6. Accomplished adults attempt to show sign of respect, boy prince having none of it
  7. "Do you think anyone will notice that I haven't let anyone kiss my hand," 12-year-old wonders
  8. "It's fine, we didn't want to kiss your hand anyway," dignitaries insist
  9. 12-year-old Moroccan child finally understands plight of woman at bar horrified to learn you didn't just want to say 'hello'
  10. Third dignitary in line: May I kiss your hand? 12-year-old prince: Nah.
  11. "It me," whispers woman with OKCupid profile, as she watches GIF of boy prince
  12. Boy prince prepares for cold and flu season by spending entire day avoiding hand kisses
  13. Area woman finds GIF of boy prince's response to the patriarchy oddly comforting
  14. Soldier: No, for real, let me just kiss your hand. 12-year-old prince: Nah.