13 Rejected Headlines for Story About Moroccan Boy Prince Denying Hand Kisses
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- •Done? OK. Here we go:
- •Dignitary: May I kiss your hand? 12-year-old prince: Nah.
- •Emotionless boy prince offers master class in setting boundaries
- •Dignitaries employ strange strategy to help Moroccan prince train for upcoming hot hands tournament
- •Child prince beautifully demonstrates what happens when you are a strange man who wants to kiss my hand
- •Accomplished adults attempt to show sign of respect, boy prince having none of it
- •"Do you think anyone will notice that I haven't let anyone kiss my hand," 12-year-old wonders
- •"It's fine, we didn't want to kiss your hand anyway," dignitaries insist
- •12-year-old Moroccan child finally understands plight of woman at bar horrified to learn you didn't just want to say 'hello'
- •Third dignitary in line: May I kiss your hand? 12-year-old prince: Nah.
- •"It me," whispers woman with OKCupid profile, as she watches GIF of boy prince
- •Boy prince prepares for cold and flu season by spending entire day avoiding hand kisses
- •Area woman finds GIF of boy prince's response to the patriarchy oddly comforting
- •Soldier: No, for real, let me just kiss your hand. 12-year-old prince: Nah.