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  1. He used to be a Democrat.
  2. He blames himself for his first two marriages failing.
  3. He thinks global warming is a scam.
  4. He wants to get rid of the Department of Education.
  5. He doesn't want his Social Security money
  6. He doesn't really hate the media.
  7. He hates Trivial Pursuit-style "gotcha questions."