MOST ANNOYING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES
- •Hey guy at supermarket who stole my parking space I hope you cured cancer with those 30 seconds you saved.
- •I have a tangential relationship with Jon Stewart and / or The Daily Show so, in a way, this is about me.
- •Happy Anniversary to the woman of my dreams. These last 8 years have been those most amazing adventure of my life.
- •Help! I fell into a crevasse on the backside of Stahlhorn and I can't feel my fingers.
- •We've just landed on Omaha Beach. under heavy fire! Germans are dug in. Repeat! Germans are dug in!
- •Oh the Humanity!
- •My God, it's full of stars.
- •Best burgers in LA.