MOST ANNOYING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES

  1. Hey guy at supermarket who stole my parking space I hope you cured cancer with those 30 seconds you saved.
  2. I have a tangential relationship with Jon Stewart and / or The Daily Show so, in a way, this is about me.
  3. Happy Anniversary to the woman of my dreams. These last 8 years have been those most amazing adventure of my life.
  4. Help! I fell into a crevasse on the backside of Stahlhorn and I can't feel my fingers.
  5. We've just landed on Omaha Beach. under heavy fire! Germans are dug in. Repeat! Germans are dug in!
  6. Oh the Humanity!
  7. My God, it's full of stars.
  8. Best burgers in LA.