THINGS PEOPLE MOST REGRET NOT TELLING A LOVED ONE BEFORE THEY DIED

  1. You should probably pull the rip cord about now
  2. Sorry I used your EpiPen as a squirt gun.
  3. Let's wait for the bath salts to wear off before playing with Katana swords.
  4. Whatever you do don't cut the blue wire
  5. Bathroom is to the RIGHT, airlock is to the LEFT.