6 Really Good Ways to Run From the Law
h/t Robert Durst
- •Move to Galveston, Texas.
- •Become a cross-dressing landlord, like in a wacky sitcom.
- •Chop up your neighbor and throw him in a river.
- •Go to Central Pennsylvania and steal a chicken sandwich.
- •Go to a CVS in Houston and pee on the candy.
- •Confess on television.