THINGS I AM DOING IN MY HOSPITAL BED WHILE RECOVERING FROM SPINAL SURGERY

  1. Watching porn on full blast
  2. Lying about how much pain I'm in so I can get more medication
  3. Having an affair with both of my nurses
  4. Smoking so much weed bro
  5. Figuring out what really happened on 9/11
  6. Watching tennis on TV. What is tennis.
  7. Wanting to die
  8. Wanting to live
  9. Texting the stupid pope
  10. Loving life