THINGS I KNOW ABOUT THE MOON

  1. I kicked its ass
  2. It is not real but the moon landing was
  3. It is sending me signals to kill innocent people
  4. Backwards it spells "Carmen SanDiego"
  5. Critics love it
  6. It has better gravity than the Earth
  7. You can eat it
  8. 9/11 was an inside job