THINGS MY 81 YEAR OLD FATHER LIKES

  1. Two and a Half Men
  2. Any waitress who serves him dinner
  3. Weed
  4. Reruns of Two and a Half Men
  5. Seeing his children happy
  6. Tracksuits
  7. Talking about his three divorces
  8. Money $$$
  9. Literally any woman who talks to him
  10. Watching Two and a Half Men episodes for the third time
  11. Rihanna
  12. Making jokes Jackie Mason already made
  13. Jews
  14. Two and a Half Men