BEST COACHING QUOTES

Being an athletic trainer I hear some amazing stuff from coaches
  1. "Your going to turn and stick it! Stick it like a DUCK!"
  2. "We are not going to run that play, but we might and just will."
  3. "Are you trying to give me a f-ing seizure?!?!"
  4. "Son you have play with conviction! I'm convicted! Are you?"
  5. "Go out there and be a deadly assassin!"
  6. "Come On guys and slap it around!"
  7. "I'd rather get into a fight with the town drunk knowing I was going to lose, then go deal with this."
  8. "Your what hurts?!? Is that even a thing?"
  9. "I'm not asking you to beat a dead horse or anything!"