JUSTIFIABLE REASONS FOR PEOPLE TO HATE ME

  1. I wear socks and sandals
    Often.
  2. I often make plans with people and then fall asleep before those plans happen
  3. It's hard for me to not constantly dance in public
  4. I sing a lot of things that should just be spoken
    The kids at work get annoyed when I sing at them to get in line.
  5. I've never written a theater bio with an actual fact in it or that wasn't a complete joke
  6. I have broken entire bottles of wine on two different train platforms
  7. I'm constantly trying to convince people to try hot yoga with me
  8. I think improv is a serious art form
  9. I have a tattoo on my foot of a phrase I don't know how to pronounce
  10. I am absurdly sweaty most of the time