REASONS HE HASN'T TEXTED OR CALLED YOU YET
For anyone struggling with waiting to hear from that boy you gave your number to last night
- •He's deadSorry.
- •He's at work, where his boss has a strict no-phones policy
- •He's on an airplaneTo visit his mother for Mother's Day. He's sweet! You picked a good one!
- •His parents took him off the family plan finally
- •He was actually a ghost and not a real personSent to teach you a lesson. Did you learn anything???
- •He's taking care of his gravely ill grandmotherSo kind.
- •He is laser focused on buying a new summer wardrobe and he doesn't have time to text right now!!
- •He's asleep
- •He caught pneumonia on the walk home last night and is in the hospital
- •He's on a road trip and is being good about not texting and driving
- •He's volunteering at a food kitchen
- •He's married
- •He got mugged on the way home last night and they stole his phone
- •His son dropped his phone in the toiletBe honest: do u rlly want a guy with a kid? Prolly not.
- •He was watching the season 5 finale of "Grey's Anatomy" and his eyes are too filled with tears to look at his phone
- •His sister is in town and he doesn't want to make plans with you while she's still hereA family man. So good.
- •He's too busy kissing hundreds of other womenAnd they're all prettier than you.