THINGS I BLAME ON RAHM EMANUEL

If you watched "The Good Wife" and didn't assume everything was about him, YOU WERE DOING IT WRONG
  1. All potholes
  2. Public schools going so late into the summer this year
    June 21st!!!!
  3. My house not having air conditioning
  4. Buses and trains not being on schedule
  5. "The Good Wife" ending
  6. The temperature being too hot
  7. The temperature being too cold
  8. Every time my umbrella breaks in the wind
  9. The wind
  10. The lack of free museums
    DON'T JUST GIVE ME ONE DAY A MONTH. GIVE ME EVERY DAY
  11. My mail not getting delivered
  12. The inconsistencies in funding between different public schools
    This one is real and 100% his fault.
  13. All the times I've lost my sunglasses
  14. My closet being too small
  15. Draft town.