THINGS KIDS SAID AT WORK TODAY

  1. After falling off the monkey bars: "Ow' My butthole!"
  2. "Miss Emma, can I tell you something" Yes. "My favorite song is 'Devil Went Down to Georgia'".
  3. "I really really want Bernie Sanders to win."
    Said while crying.
  4. "Listen to my song. It's called "I Believe I Can Die". I didn't write it. Bennet did."
  5. "My favorite ice cream is [fart noise]."
  6. "I don't like the jungle book!" Have you ever seen it? "No."
  7. "Have you pretended to die before?"
  8. "I hope I die in my 80's. Or my 20's."
  9. "What is gravity?"