THINGS THAT MAKE THE SALTY LIQUID SQUEEZE OUT OF MY EYE HOLES

  1. Whenever my parents visit me in Chicago and then leave
  2. Almost every television show I regularly watch or watched
    Parenthood, Grey's Anatomy, Jane the Virgin (CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT SEASON FINALE), Last Man on Earth, New Girl, etc.
  3. Any song by Judy Garland
  4. Finding Wizard of Oz memorabilia in unexpected places
    Garage sales, mainly
  5. Idiot boys
  6. Lemonade
    Of the Beyoncé variety.
  7. Live musicals
    I once cried at Shrek the Musical
  8. Thinking about how nice my friends are
  9. Too many movies to name
    Titanic, Forest Gump, The Good Dinosaur, The Notebook, Inside Out, Hello My Name Is Doris, Steel Magnolias, Beaches, Obvious Child, Remember the Titans, etc.
  10. Kids at work who say they missed me over the weekend
  11. Newspaper articles about dead and/or missing people
    Did you read about that hiker who got lost and died alone in her sleeping bag after she wrote letters in her journal to her family?????????????
  12. All funerals
    No matter who it's for. I used to be an altar server at funeral masses and I think I cried at every one.
  13. Whenever I remember Cory Monteith's death
    This happens about once every two weeks
  14. The wind