Chicago Dictator, Rahm Emanuel, has forced his public school staff & students to stay in school until today, June 21st. It's the last day of school and I feel free.
  1. This gif of Oprah at the Tonys
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    Aka me when the last kid walks out the door today
  2. Constant refills of my venti ice coffee w/ light soy & 3 pumps of classic
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    IT'S DOUBLE STAR WEEK, GOLD CARD HOLDERS!! LIVE IT UP!!
  3. This gif of Jay Z doing push-ups with Blue Ivy on his back
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    Me powerin thru my last shift
  4. This water bottle I bought yesterday for $4
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    It's a bit. I pretend to be a minion because it makes my friend Max real upset. So I bought it as a bit. It's the best. I put orange and lemon in it and it's so refreshing!
  5. This gif of David Bowie
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    It's the type of energy I'm channeling into the students. They're climbing the fence? I DON'T CARE. They want to take 5 ketchup packets when they're only supposed to take 2? I DON'T CARE. They're screaming indoors? I DON'T CARE.
  6. The weather today
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    Giving 👏🏼 me 👏🏼 life 👏🏼