THINGS I WANT MY TWO FOLLOWERS TO KNOW

  1. I don't know either of you
  2. I love you both for following me
  3. Not sure how you found me but I don't care
  4. Am nervous I won't be witty enough
  5. But I don't really care because I don't know you
  6. But I really do love you--in an appropriate kind of way
  7. Not sure even though you're following me that you'll read this
  8. Wondering if you know the secret to life
  9. We should all grab lunch at Aroma on Tujunga.
  10. Now I have three followers so please make some room.