Misconceptions I Had As A Child

  1. People with dark hair were more like the devil.
  2. I was the wisest child. Practically the godfather of my home.
  3. Kids that went to public school (I was homeschooled) had connections to pimps, drug dealers, and the devil.
  4. Anyone could build an airplane.
  5. Sex involved one person laying on top of another covered in a blanket.