QUOTES FROM TV AND MOVIES, I SAY TO MY KIDS

  1. "Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
  2. If "ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas."
  3. " 'mon Cletus. You gonna walk over here, but you will limp back."
  4. "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
  5. "A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' it back down."
  6. "And you want to be my latex salesman"
  7. "He's like a svenjolly."
  8. "Your face is my case."
  9. "He's bona fide, he's got prospects."
  10. "Tuesday has no feel."
  11. "I'd keep playing, I don't the heavy stuffs gonna come down for quite a while."
  12. "He done R U N N O F T."
  13. "I'm kind of a big deal."
  14. "We thought you was a toad."