Requested by Lucas Meeker

5 QUESTIONS YOU GET SICK OF WHEN YOU WORK AT DISNEY

  1. 1.
    Can you get me into Disneyland for free?
  2. 2.
    Are you Mickey Mouse/Peter Pan/Olaf? Also can you get me into Disneyland for free?
  3. 3.
    Why is it so expensive? Also can you get me in for free?
  4. 4.
    Is it true there's an elaborate system of tunnels everywhere and Walt's head powers the castle? Also my second cousin's yoga instructor wants to go, can you get us all in for free?
  5. 5.
    How do you balance company heritage with the pressures of a modern, increasingly cynical worldview and still foster creativity and new ideas? Just kidding. Can you get me in for free?