COACH OF SCRAPPY UNDERDOG TEAM PRACTICING BEATIFIC SMILES FOR WINTER SPORTS
- •Shallow young adult looking forward to learning important lessons from inspiring athletes
- •Among hopeful morals: perseverance, sensitivity, soul-enriching 21st century family values
- •"Really looking forward to my second string overcoming thematically appropriate personal dilemmas around same time as final game," said Coach
- •Diversity and vibrancy of personalities to be displayed via clashing primary color uniforms, instead of sleeker, black-and-grey jersey worn by more established outfit
- •"Last year my team went 12-0," Coach noted with a heavy sigh, "and, like, how am I supposed to learn anything from that?"