Things I've said to my 8th grade students

  1. Why are you smelling his shoe?
  2. Did you just bite her?
  3. No you won't die from not having sex
  4. Why are you even here?
  5. Do you want to fight?
  6. I don't think you're trying to be a jackass on purpose but what's going on with you?
  7. If you're not talking why can I hear your voice and see your mouth moving?
  8. No there is no physical way to tell if a man has lost his virginity
  9. Don't ever talk to me again.