EVENTS THAT PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD THIS MORNING

In somewhat chronological order.
  1. 1.
    I still can't find the part of my Magic Bullet that blends things.
    No nutritious smoothie for breakfast. Ate kids' cereal.
  2. 2.
    My dog pooped in my daughter's bedroom
    And I didn't find it until I was sprinting out to drop kid at bus stop.
  3. 3.
    I sprayed blouse with water while filling the dishwasher.
    I was dressed for work. Did I change? Nope.
  4. 4.
    I had to clean up dog poop.
    Off of carpet. Kids at school so got to use my favorite curse words while scrubbing.
  5. 5.
    Traffic for no reason on commute.
    No. Reason. Why don't people just drive!?
  6. 6.
    I swear my hands smelled like dog poop all day.
    Washed my hands a lot and wished office bathroom has nicely-scented soap.